You think you've got issues? Try living with no gallbladder. I tried and tried for the last seven months, but I still can't get my body to act right. I don't even understand what kind of schedule it's on. Ever since they took out that dumb little pouch my life has been topsy turvy. Man, let me tell you. If I wait too long to eat something, fire fire fire! If I don't eat enough, fire fire fire! The only thing I used to be afraid of was milk. Now that's the least of my problems. They told me spicy or greasy foods would bother me, but they only do when I wait too long between meals. That is very unpretty. And it's not sexy. Wanna see something funny, just watch me make that mad dash if it hits me while I'm driving. Pepsi is my new co-pilot. It helps, a little.
OMG, I'm too pretty for this s#! here. Some days I just don't even go outside, cause I never know when or what the trigger will be. At least I have an assigned seat at home. No mistakes or incidents I can't handle there. I spend most of my days in there. No place like home. At least there I don't have to wear clothes, or worry about gas, bloating, or outbursts. Mercy! I'm telling y'all if anybody has the answer, I want it. The s#! is out of hand, literally!
As if that weren't enough, why do I keep breaking out into these sweats every night, and when I walk more than ten steps? I know it's freezing, and I used to be anemic, so why do I sweat my hair out every night and day? I can still get a chill on occasion, and yes, I still wear socks, but this is some unnatural heat escaping through my scalp. I don't like it. Don't want it. What kind of social life am I supposed to have with this stuff going on? And you wonder why I stay beefin with the kids. Cause I'm frustrated. That's why.
From the Mind of:
Tonya D. Floyd
What is this madness?!
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bathroom, bloating, diarrhea, gallbladder, gas, health, home, menopause, surgery
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